Jan 21, 2011
I always do this thing: I feel like someone’s going to ask me to hang out so, in the interest of being prepared, I start getting ready while I wait for a call. The longer I wait; the cuter the outfit; the straighter my hair. When no one calls, I am left looking like a baby prostitute, sitting alone in my room. It’s “getting stood up”, without the “getting asked out.”

I always do this thing:

I feel like someone’s going to ask me to hang out so, in the interest of being prepared, I start getting ready while I wait for a call.

The longer I wait; the cuter the outfit; the straighter my hair.

When no one calls, I am left looking like a baby prostitute, sitting alone in my room.

It’s “getting stood up”, without the “getting asked out.”

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