First Kiss: 5 Words
A Mall, against the wall.
Rainy Disney World camp ground.
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???: My family name was Professorburg but we changed it when we were fleeing from the Nazis.
Dean: Oh, I’m so sorry.Community 209 Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design
Yesterday Dan and I had the pleasure of visiting the Palm Beach Zoo in the evening. I’ve always wished that I could go to the zoo at night and so I was especially excited to hear about Safari Nights, every Friday, 5:30-9:30PM through the end of October. The animals that are typically sleepy in the heat of the day, are active and there’s lots of feedings that provide close looks at big black bears and little spider monkeys. There’s music and the park is refreshingly uncrowded. I highly recommend checking the event out while it’s going on. For more details visit: http://www.palmbeachzoo.org/events.html
View → tages / Palm Beach / Zoo / Monkeys / Events / Safari NightsA fly infiltrated my boyfriend’s house two days ago. For a man who’s never been evaded by a fly for more than two hours, this fly’s perseverance was motivating, to put it lightly. Not to mention, the fly was “arrogant” about it. Dan finally trapped the winged assailant in a bathroom and emerged victorious. We made a tinfoil boat, wrapped the body in Kleenex, drenched the Kleenex in rubbing alcohol, and set our opponent out to sea, ablaze. A worthy tribute to a formidable foe.
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